So, you've heard.  MORTIFIED is one of the most unique comedic experiences you will ever see.  Ripped from pages of real life, MORTIFIED is a forum that allows adults to share their childhood creations (poems, journals, home movies) with total strangers. 

We've all experienced heartbreak, obsession and bullying/bullied, haven't we? MORTIFIED is your chance for catharsis as seven brave souls pour out their deepest teenage thoughts and tingly feelings. A common phrase uttered by most attendees is 'I doubled over with laughter, and continued laughing until I cried.'

In This Show You WIll See

Ruby Rocket - A Costplay and cartoon fanatic

Jordan Maxwell - A chivalrous young man, perhaps overly fixated on manly virtue

Taylor Overstreet - Her college trip to France, and a small case of culture shock

Matt Craighead - Able to program computers at age 3, he sometimes communicated better with machines

Michelle Dahlenburg - Baking makes everything better!

Lydia Nelson - A book report can be a short assignment, or it can TOTALLY COSUME you.

Garry Davis - Learning to be openly gay can be a struggle in a southern conservative family, especially when your father is the preacher

AND, we will also have performances by our house band THE AFTER SCHOOL DELIGHT, as they cover some of the most gloriously dorky songs from the 80's, 90's, and today. 

Tickets are $15, and approximate length of show is 90 minutes.  

Seating begins 45 minutes prior to showtime.

Drinks will be available for purchase inside the U.S.A.A.

Hailed "a cultural phenomenon" by Newsweek, MORTIFIED has been celebrated by This American Life, The Today Show, Esquire, The Onion AV Club, Daily Candy, Entertainment Weekly, and E! 

Hopefully by the end of the show you will be inspired to dig up your teenage relics, the formative things that made you who you are today.  Share the shame.  Get MORTIFIED.